We at Bloggers For Beef Jerky are here to promote the greatness and versatility of Beef Jerky, and all jerky meats, as a snackfood item. We believe that Jerky is one of the best snacks around and that it is great for satisfying that urge for a quick bite to eat or staving off hunger between meals. We also believe that it is a combat essential item and that every soldier, sailor, airman, and marine should have some issued to him him or her as part of their gear.
We also find the criticism of jerky disheartening and hereby declare war on the Beef Jerky Nazi and his allies. We hereby lump them into a singular group called the Axis of Naughty and Misled Persons. The ROE for this war shall follow later on. For now, there are no restrictions beyond the admonishment to at least try to keep it classy and not resort to name-calling, except when warranted. This war will require the coorperation of our allies and everyone involved with Bloggers For Beef Jerky.
We also wish to extend the olive branch of peace and unity to all other Jerky eaters and consumers of the world. Whether they eat beef, buffalo, turkey, goat, chicken, deer, and any other types of Jerky that we have failed to mention. We do limit the types of jerky all other than human jerky as it is only consumed by cannibals and cannibals scare us. Other than that, we wish all jerky lovers everywhere good tidings and peace and ask that you unite with us in order to combat the threat that Beef Jerky Nazi represents to our cause.
On this date of 4 June 2005, AD, we hereby sign this statement(just post in the comments) to declare our support and love of all things Jerky and declare war on the Beef Jerky Nazi. We are resolved to action as this threat is too great to ignore.