Eating Away At His Resolve
Aha! It appears that the Beef Jerky Nazi's impregnable defenses and venomous propaganda are merely a facade. He has posted yet another installment in the Golden Rules Series. He has finally conceded somewhat to the greatness of beef jerky. Read it:
V. If you can't decide what items to put in a Care Package, I've made a short list:
1. Junk food (NOT including Beef Jerky)
2. Magazines that are 'at most' a month old.
5. Human Crap (I'd rather eat this before eating one more strip of beef jerky)
...#3,556,426. All right, Beef Jerky
Notice how he put the concession to jerky at the bottom. Either he learned the error of his ways while out in the field or our campaign to get him to change is very effective. Keep up the good work everybody. Also, I must commend everyone who sent in jerky recipes. The page will be up soon. If anyone else has any recipes please email them to myself or to Mustang and we will get them up as soon as possible. Also, the site has received a bit of a makeover and is looking pretty darn good. Everyone commend Mustnag23 for his valiant work in the fight against the evils of the Beef Jerky Nazi.