A New Frontier
I believe we need to move into a new area with our beef jerky campaign. Now, y'all might be wondering, "I wonder what these crazy wackos are thinking up this time?", well dear readers, I believe we must expand the campaign into the whole Hippie, Vegan, Moonbat, Nutjob, Animal Rights activist area. Now, I don't want to offend those who aren't the ravenous, deranged type of animal activist and/or vegetarian. You're alright, as long as you don't go around doing crazy things like pouring red paint on those who wear fur or protest everytime someone wants to cut down a tree. Now, I figure that this will come off kind of hostile, but I say it with the best of intentions. I also gather that most everyone who visits this site and stays to read our opinions, is a meat eater and/or conservative, so I assume that most of you are saying "'Bout damn time!" Well, that's how I feel. So we must wage war for all those who like their steaks rare and in gigantic portions. For those who aren't afraid to kill their own supper. For those who don't mind a lambchop or rack of spareribs every once in a while. We must hold the line and stay the course in the fight against the Beef Jerky Nazi(which is going quite well at the moment) and increase our war machine into the realm of the hippie moonbat vegetarians who, if left unchecked, will ruin our way of life and violate our rights to eat meat and lots of it. Help us fight this unspeakable evil.
Oh, anybody have any good jerky brands they enjoy? Email them to me because we are creating an endorsement page to give those without the ability or time to create their own jerky a list of recommended jerky brands. Anything sound good? Now, I'm hungry and am going to go enjoy some beef jerky.